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Someone once told me the way I draw boobs was really accurate
And I think that was the greatest compliment I’d ever received in my artistic career
IT’S DONE! YES!
Okay so I put a bit more effort into this but that doesn’t matter. I hope you guys enjoy this. So much fun~
Gog it disturbs me to see you, Dualscar
Lookin so full of gloom
Every troll fears your name Dualscar
Even when getting more wounds.
There’s no pirate vicious and cruel like you
Your everyone’s worst way to die
Noone’s malicious and savvy as you
And it’s not very hard to see why
No one’s sick like Dualscar
Is a dick like Dualscar
No one ever in history’s a prick like Dualscar
For there’s no troll in waters as mighty
Devilish a damned debonaire
You can ask any Low, Mid, or Highblood
And they’ll tell you they would never fucking dare
No one’s hot like Dualscar
A sexpot like Dualscar
No one’s sent so many people to rot like Dualscar
As a seamen I guess I’m intimidatin’
Wow what a jerk that Dualscar!
Prepare to die
Prepare your ass
Dualscar’s just the best and the rest are all trash
No one kills like Dualscar
Is a thrill like Dualscar
In a war everyone is just krill to Dualscar
For there’s no troll as wicked and sexy
As you see I’ve got crosshairs to spare
Not a bit of him’s cuddly or gentle
Of course! And I am done they can’t sit anywhere!
No one rips like Dualscar
Has a tip like Dualscar
No one makes the lil’ wenches go drip like Dualscar
I’m especially good at exterminatin’!
Pants off for Dualscar!
When I was a grub I culled 4 dozen trolls
Every sundown so I could be feared
But now that I’m grown I cull 5 million trolls
So I’m worshipped and totally revered!
NO ONE’S IT LIKE DUALSCAR
IS THE SHIT LIKE DUALSCAR
THE DEVIL HIMSELF MADE HELL’S PIT FOR DUALSCAR
I USE LUSII IN ALL OF MY DECORATIN’!
WOW WHAT A DOUCHE
All voices by moi.
“Gaston” was written by Alan Menken and belongs to Disney.
(SPECIAL THANKS TO GARAGEBAND FOR SAVING MY ASS)
oh my gosh OAO
I feel like beating the shit out of a car.
Have I mentioned how much I love this girl?