A lot of people are posting about Five Nights at Freddy’s but I think we’re all missing the most fucked up part of this God Forsaken game.
For 5 nights of work, six hours each, with a job description that basically amounts to “Don’t die at the hands of a bunch of deranged Chuck E Cheese character knock offs”
They pay you $120
For the most stressful, life-threatening 30 hours of your life
They pay you one hundred and twenty dollars
You are making four dollars an hour
If you beat the sixth night (which is incredibly difficult) you get fifty cents overtime
Hahaha nah fuck off OP that costume has existed since super metroid and is just zero suit before zero suit became a thing that exists.
People have pointed out that the outfit isn’t actually even accurate to the source image. It’s gone from what is sort of a tanktop to a sports bra. Which is…concerning?
not sure if I’m feelin that brah
like they even get the red lines down for he orange costume holy shit im just now noticing that
Youd think people would at least play the games before complaining, but nah
samus once wore a 90s two piece swimsuit that was more revealing than what we’re even looking at here.
stupid mother fuckers on tumblr.
I still don’t get why we need Zero Suit Samus in Smash Bros. Was talking to a friend about this this morning, he pointed out the whole point of her being in the zero suit is that she’s vulnerable, not able to fight well. That whole portion of the game adds tension because of the added danger due to you not being able to fight.
So the fact she’s now put in a fighting game… makes very little sense.
this is a game series in which captain falcon can fight bowser with a lightsaber on top of giant moving pokemon.
Samus can wear a sports bra and short shorts to a battle and still kick major nintendass and if you disagree I will fight you on the side of the street
Five Nights at the Krusty Krab
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